EMAIL: jeremyjonesacc@gmail.com
I’m just trying to make up for having the world’s most forgettable name.
I once missed the golf ball on every swing for 5 minutes straight while a stockpile of real golfers assembled behind me.
My first date compatibility test is breakfast and Inglourious Basterds.
My most esteemed achievement as a recovering germaphobe was eating a piece of bacon that fell on the floor.
Some movies I jive with severely:
